when you want to say something and keep getting interupted but then the conversation turns to a different topic
(Source: brobrosey, via chase-that-horizon)
im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson
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boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(via cuntadoodledo)
Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
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really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
unless it was a piece of shit that reminded them of you.
(Source: whatsyournewurl)